Dr. Wolfgang's All-Purpose Personality Test!A spicy packet of Raman noodles for the overbored soul.Introduction: What the Hell?!Who is Dr. Wolfgang?Actually, I don't know -- he was some lab-assistant guy in a class that I sampled at Harvard, and he blew things up, synchronized laser beams to thumping symphonies, and got into a laser pointer / light saber fight with the professor. How cool is that?!?! His name only adds flavor. It therefore behooves me to make him the Patron Mad Doctor of Xangela.net.Mmmm, I see. So why does Dr. Wolfgang have a personality test?Well, he doesn't, really, I'm just making all of this up. Hey, did you know that the proper pronunciation of "Wolfgang" is more along the lines of "Wolf-GONG"? Isn't that funny, that it sounds like somewhere there's this enormous gong that summons a bunch of wolves if you strike it?!God, you really are psychotic. Can't I just take the damn test?Oh, you're no fun. Fine, fine, fine, just scroll down a bit and take the test.[sniff] The TestThe test is pretty straightforward.... JUST ANSWER THE DAMN QUESTIONS!!!!! There are 35 of them. |