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September 8, 2003

A new, greatly-anticipated (by like four people) section -- The Early Years -- has been added! This section will feature some of the timeless literary classics that I wrote as a kid. Why should you care? [shrug] I dunno, but you might be slightly amuased. Or incredibly annoyed. But that's not my fault.

August 13, 2003

Major stylistic overhaul of the site... no more black-text-on-white for y'all that hate eyestrain. Of course, I'm sure this isn't everyone's favorite color scheme, but I think it's pretty damn beautiful. Other highly reputable sources seem to agree:

"Dude, I love your color scheme!"

-- Anonymous

"You totally rule, Xangela.net webmaster!!"

-- Anonymous

August 10, 2003

Okay, yes, it's been a year since I've touched this thing, but that's what happens when you get a job in the real world and everything blows up. Figuratively, for the most part. Anyway, over the next week or so, I'm going to start implementing all of the juicy features that I've been dangling in front of you in the drop-down menus, like the Random Bad Romance Novel Generator and The Early Years. Prepare to face the wrath of He-Man as he whups your ass 492,901 - 6, MWAHAHAHA!!

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