September 8, 2003
A new, greatly-anticipated (by like four people) section -- The
Early Years -- has been added! This section will feature some
of the timeless literary classics that I wrote as a kid. Why should
you care? [shrug] I dunno, but you might be slightly amuased. Or
incredibly annoyed. But that's not my fault.
August 13, 2003
Major stylistic overhaul of the site... no more black-text-on-white
for y'all that hate eyestrain. Of course, I'm sure this isn't everyone's
favorite color scheme, but I think it's pretty damn beautiful. Other
highly reputable sources seem to agree:
"Dude, I love your color scheme!"
"You totally rule, Xangela.net webmaster!!"
August 10, 2003
Okay, yes, it's been a year since I've touched this thing, but that's what happens
when you get a job in the real world and everything blows up. Figuratively,
for the most part. Anyway, over the next week or so, I'm going to
start implementing all of the juicy features that I've been dangling
in front of you in the drop-down menus, like the Random
Bad Romance Novel Generator and The
Early Years. Prepare to face the wrath of He-Man as he whups your
ass 492,901 - 6, MWAHAHAHA!!